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mom:
you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
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me:
THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
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mom:
you realize this makes you a nerd
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me:
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mom:
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me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
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me:
i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
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me:
without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
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mom:
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me:
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mom:
this isn't normal
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fireandiceandrageandkittens:
saygoodbyetothevowsyoumake:

Why hasn’t everybody in the world reblogged this already.
Not enough notes. This needs all the notes. Reblog or we’re not friends anymore.
(Source: beliefs-in-make-believe, via go-fightingdreamer)
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boy:
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girl:
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the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
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love does not exist
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you're going to die some day
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